Best Bands That Don't Exist Yet

Dan and I spend a lot of time during the work day trying to find ways to keep us both entertained. Sometimes we do surveys like the ones you find on myspace, but they got boring. We did mad libs for awhile too. Thursday we came up with some really great band names. I decided to share them with you.

Rad Kids Who Also Knit
oyster cracker nut pants
Grounded Astronauts
Bottle Rocket Flight 77
No More Ducks
Scissor Kick Swim Team

Folk Bands
Gene Twist and the Sun Dollars
Solemn Forest
Changing Leaves Changing Minds (this band only put out one EP, then went seperate ways to form bands with better names and more successful, but they had a small follwing in the late 90s.)
The Midwest Maple

Album
Oscar Frontbottom and the Swooners live from the Gabbin' Cabin
dan: one album and they think they're so good they do it live with probably a bowie cover in there
molly: changes or something like queen bitch, a hip tune
dan: kids come to our shows, what of it?
molly: the younger ones like to dance


don't touch the sides
OPERATION
molly: like some kind of daft punk ripoff?
dan: probably. like Clinic

Hissy Fitt and the Flatliners
molly: Hissy Fitt is a rad chick
dan: totally
molly: like, the opposite of beth ditto
dan: she has the exact haircut of Izzy Sparks

The Barn Fire
molly: barn fire is a good one man. like, if there was a band like that, i think people wouldnt think of arcade right away, but they'd probably sound a lot like them
dan: yeah, but you'd be like, these guys are definitely from the country

Needles in Haystacks
Cherry Chee and the Chocolate Mousse

novelty folk band
Grits Again!?
dan: and then hipsters will call them GA!?

the devil's advoCUNT
Winston's Farewell (definately assholes)
the Supermen
Pink Elks
Comedy of Slaughter
Pickles (that could be anything, but probably a three piece pop punk band)
Gary In Diana (like the city, probably a better song title)
Peyton's Arm
lazer guided rocket pussy
Empty Boxes
origami (no capital letter allowed in that one)
My Tears Wrapped in Tissue Wrapped in Your Arms
The Fascination
Understanding Your Body
Swans in Tron (electro folk??)
Enterance to System 42
Octagon Snatch
Israel's Vow
My Teenage Pregnancy
We Will Sing When the King Sleeps
Sonic Euthaniasia
Solution: Lasers
Star District
Foot Long Hot Dogs
Hank Huskee and the Mush
Drama Between the Henchmen
Thunderturd
7th Grade Tour Jacket
The Hobo's Cry
Pizza Town
Pizza Delivery Noize
Pizza Pi
She Smelled Like May 25th
A Noose and Stepladder Fable
Mechanism
the virginia tech hokie pokie against the kansas st. whocares (this isnt a band name but its really funny)
Manilla Fold Her
Acropolis Gateway
Puppy Playground
8th Place Trophy

aaron: speed limit of sound
dan: ::: shrug :::: IDENTIFICATION CONFIRMED
molly: aaron sucks. who invited him to play
dan: he started me on it
aaron: johnny rockstar and the mnemonic devices

Aaron and his Self Loathing Imaginary Friends
Aaron and the Self Loathing Invisible No-Fun Gang

Paper Plate Halloween Masks
Sinisturd
Wheelchair Gary and the Handstands
The Flaming Crips
Dan Stern and the Fighting Spirit of the Non-Jews
Dan Stern and the Too-Shys
An Anagram Solved
Knock KnINTERRUPTING COW
the spotted zebra complex
Jason's Football and the Wishful Thinkings
Jason and the Bummouts
Pico de Gallileo
Lisa Needs Braces
Japan Massive Attack Big Style
DENTAL PLAN
Super Fire Pink Guitar Robot
Uncouth Youth Booth
Planes Falling on the Plains
Handicapped G-Spot

If you wish to use any of these band names please send us money or else we will sue you because they are obviously copyrighted for our protection.